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I spy with my little eye...A HOTEL! |
I was just thinking, I need to TRAVEL somewhere. Soon. Immediately after Christmas. Yes, my family can come. Wish I had a money tree. My BLOODY
coffee better come IN TODAY or I might just lose it. Have to have coffee, in order to survive the upcoming weeks of retail... I awoke this morning thinking, "COFFEE, COFFEE, my KINGDOM for some COFFEE. That reminded me that I have had a lot of that Richard the THIRD quote lately. When we were living in the condo, up until two weeks ago today, I would literally walk around saying , "A BRA, A BRA, my KINGDOM for a BRA! My other daily Richard, would be "A PENCIL, A PENCIL, my KINGDOM for a $%*!@%^**#%@PENCIL. The exclamative part is more like a gutteral growl, which the boys find amusing. Them finding it amusing also helps, because when you can't find a ------- SHARPENED PENCIL.... I can LOSE it. HOMEWORK, not my favorite time of day. In fact, when we moved in last week I went and got a @#^&!! pencil sharpener, and a box of pencils. I mounted that SUCKER myself! I sharpened every bloody one of them bastards. I don't ask for much. A bra. A pencil, and bloody cup of coffee or three! Oh, and a
TRIP. How about this awesome HOTEL! Stayed tuned for more...
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